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Eu juro que gostaria que todas as hip\u00f3teses fossem verdade, mas na grande maioria das vezes ele quer realmente saber: VOC\u00ca SABE COZINHAR O SUFICIENTE PARA PREPARAR UMA REFEI\u00c7\u00c3O PARA MIM?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ah, mulheres, espero que voc\u00eas possam sentir o calor que meu corpo emite de raiva enquanto eu elaboro uma resposta que, para este tipo de homem, \u00e9 tida como amargurada e de quem n\u00e3o sabe amar. Por vezes eu deixei a pessoa falando sozinha, no estilo \u201cmeu sil\u00eancio \u00e9 a resposta\u201d. Em outros, quis usar um tom professoral \u2013 poss\u00edvel heran\u00e7a da minha atual profiss\u00e3o \u2013 e tentei debater que o fato de saber ou n\u00e3o cozinhar poderia ser apenas uma prefer\u00eancia pessoal, se n\u00e3o viesse imbu\u00edda, no interior das palavras, da estrutura de sociedade em que vivemos, onde espera-se que a mulher assuma o comando de pilota de fog\u00e3o, e que tal pergunta, do modo que \u00e9 posta, traz algo de violento, distanciando-se da pretensa ingenuidade da indaga\u00e7\u00e3o inicial. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00e3o precisamos ir t\u00e3o longe em nossas mem\u00f3rias para lembrar da piada (de mau gosto) ainda proferida em muitos c\u00edrculos em que uma mulher quando afirma saber cozinhar imediatamente \u201cj\u00e1 pode casar\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fale a verdade, voc\u00ea nunca ouviu isso? Eu j\u00e1. Eu at\u00e9 mesmo, com inten\u00e7\u00e3o de fazer ironia e deboche, respondi \u201csei cozinhar, j\u00e1 posso casar\u201d, lan\u00e7ando-me sozinha, antes que algu\u00e9m me empurrasse, nas profundezas do machismo estrutural. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mas ultimamente eu ando cansada, muito cansada. Sei que sou jovem e provavelmente ainda responderei muitas perguntas impertinentes. Mas para esta, em espec\u00edfico, criei uma resposta autom\u00e1tica (ainda que n\u00e3o verdadeira): eu n\u00e3o sei cozinhar. \u201cNada?\u201d Nadinha. Nem ovo frito. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9 uma pergunta discreta, quase inocente, que o homem heterossexual em geral faz \u00e0 mulher: \u201cVoc\u00ea sabe cozinhar\u201d? Ora, \u00e9 s\u00f3 uma pergunta, uma forma de puxar papo, de abrir uma discuss\u00e3o sobre risotos e especiarias. \u00c9 uma desculpa para um flerte, quem sabe ambos s\u00e3o cozinheiros de m\u00e3o cheia, conhecedores da arte de dominar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":7609,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[204],"tags":[31,101,108],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4719"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7611,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719\/revisions\/7611"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}