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Quando ele me encontra em algum c\u00f4modo da casa, pergunta: \u201cmam\u00e3e, o que voc\u00ea t\u00e1 fazendo a\u00ed?\u201d. Quer fazer absolutamente tuuudo sozinho: colocar pasta na escova, escovar os dentes, lavar as m\u00e3os, passar abacate no p\u00e3o, cortar o p\u00e3o (!!!), encher a garrafa de \u00e1gua no filtro. E ai de quem se intrometer em seus aprendizados!<\/p>\n

Est\u00e1 entrando na fase da imagina\u00e7\u00e3o. Ama A tartaruga o lobo<\/em> da Palavra Cantada, e, a qualquer instante, me olha com uma cara supostamente assustada e me diz que o lobo quer pegar a tartaruga. Da\u00ed dou corda batendo tr\u00eas vezes em qualquer superf\u00edcie pra simular que o tal lobo est\u00e1 batendo na porta, mesmo. Ele leva a m\u00e3ozinha \u00e0 boca e faz um \u201coh!\u201d. \u00c9 simplesmente demais!<\/p>\n

Ama andar pelado pela casa depois do banho (l\u00e1 vem o “pilad\u00e3o\u201d anuncia) e deixa bem claro quando vai fazer suas necessidades. \u201cGuto vai soltar pum\u201d e \u201cdeixa o Guto fazer coc\u00f4zinho\u201d s\u00e3o alguns de seus avisos. Mas n\u00e3o quer nem ouvir falar de fazer alguma dessas coisas no vaso sanit\u00e1rio. Acha aquilo muito, muito estranho. Passou por uma fase tenebrosa de n\u00e3o querer ir para o banho pra n\u00e3o molhar o cabelo. Na praia, \u00e0s vezes, evitava entrar no mar por causa disso. Mas agora, ufa, voltou a gostar de \u00e1gua – principalmente porque leva o carro, a combe e o bombeiro junto.<\/p>\n

Come\u00e7ou a brincar por um tempo sozinho, geralmente empurrando carrinhos e motinhos pela casa ou estacionando todos em algum canto. Pede pra se “enconDEDER” na casa, o que significa fazer cabana sob os len\u00e7\u00f3is. Est\u00e1 come\u00e7ando a entender que papai e mam\u00e3e v\u00e3o trabalhar e que quando o deixamos na escola, certamente voltaremos para busc\u00e1-lo.<\/p>\n

\u00c9 o rei do patinete e impressiona a todos por onde passa, voando as tran\u00e7as por a\u00ed. Foi o presente que ele mais curtiu at\u00e9 hoje. No dia em que fez dois anos, incrivelmente, j\u00e1 saiu andando, como se soubesse mesmo antes de nascer. Tem uma habilidade pra fazer curvas fechadas que deixa papai e mam\u00e3e com muitos cabelos brancos a mais.<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 se lembra dos primos, tios e tias, vov\u00f4 e vov\u00f3. Quando voltamos pra casa depois de estarmos com eles, fica dias perguntando: \u201ccad\u00ea a Malu? cad\u00ea o Ant\u00f4nio? cad\u00ea a vov\u00f3? cad\u00ea o vov\u00f4?\u201d At\u00e9 do cachorro da vov\u00f3 ele sente saudades.\u00a0Aprendeu a fazer \u201clegal\u201d com os dedinhos – n\u00e3o sei com quem. Quando passeamos pela rua, ele sai distribuindo seu gesto para toda e qualquer pessoa – e arranca muitos sorrisos por conta disso.<\/p>\n

Agora \u00e9 preciso ter cuidado porque ele repete absolutamente tudo o que falamos. Dia desses eu pedi pra ele n\u00e3o sentar na cal\u00e7ada porque tinha xixi e coc\u00f4 de cachorro por ali. Pronto. Agora ele usa essa desculpa pra tudo – dentro de casa<\/i>. \u201cMam\u00e3e, levanta do sof\u00e1 porque tem coc\u00f4 de cachorro\u201d; \u201cmam\u00e3e, n\u00e3o senta na minha cama porque tem coc\u00f4 de cachorro\u201d; \u201cmam\u00e3e, n\u00e3o come isso porque tem coc\u00f4 de cachorro\u201d. Ser\u00e1 que criei um monstrinho?<\/p>\n

Meu filho \u00e9 uma figura simplesmente ador\u00e1vel. Acompanhar o desenvolvimento de um serzinho desde o come\u00e7o \u00e9 realmente um privil\u00e9gio. Ter um filho \u00e9 uma maravilha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Quando ele me encontra em algum c\u00f4modo da casa, pergunta: \u201cmam\u00e3e, o que voc\u00ea t\u00e1 fazendo a\u00ed?\u201d. Quer fazer absolutamente tuuudo sozinho: colocar pasta na escova, escovar os dentes, lavar as m\u00e3os, passar abacate no p\u00e3o, cortar o p\u00e3o (!!!), encher a garrafa de \u00e1gua no filtro. E ai de quem se intrometer em seus […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7802,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[207,126],"tags":[87,103,34,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2754"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7803,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions\/7803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/falafrida.com.br\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}